Why does Cyprus sell so many phallic shaped objects?!

              
This Post Contains no Actual nudity but Is slightly NSFW, Click at one's own discretion. 

Those liquor bottles contain Elixir of the Gods. Specially formulated to pump you up ;)   

Last time I visited Cyprus, I noticed something very peculiar stuck out.

They sold a lot of penis's. 

Cleverly Named shop spotted in Cyprus

The luDICKrous amount of dicks was riDICKulous. 

Sorry, I'm stretching it a bit with these puns.. 

In various shops, and yes I'm talking about normal types of shops like convenient stores and souvenir shops,  there were a Wide variety a dick shaped items.

This Guy was wearing these at a Club

Even while strolling through the city of Limassol, I noticed public things which seemed to be intentionally suggestive..

or perhaps it was just my corrupted imagination giving me selective sight.

While exploring villages on a wine tour, my guide said that there were a significant number of Wiccan residents and that phallic shaped items are regarded as symbols of fertility. 

One shop was particularly memorable. It sold tons of wooden woodies. 

The monkey was another item sold separately at the same store.

So I grabbed a monkey and got creative.

This next image is particularly suggestive so I'd rather not risk putting it directly in this blog which is usually family-friendly.
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 Are your eyes ready yet for a, albeit still vulgar, change of scenery? In this land of numerous cultural penis-shaped stuff I also found a sculpture with giant nipples. 

o.o   

We finally reached the end, it wasn't too long right?

I hope this post brought you hapenis and wasn't too rough of a read.